Woo! It’s Jason-day!

I love wakeboarding; my kinda sport… Although doing it without an impact vest seems a bit dumb, but then how else would we see boobs? Also, Chelsea’s feet fly off the board when she crashes out – not easy if you’re strapped in right! Also, the board totally disappears thereafter. Nayyyy… those fuckers float.

Anyway – be good, kids. No drinking, drugs, pre-martial sex or, as we see, naked adrenalin sports.