Icky ways to go: Nosebleed from hell… To hell
Unless you have your fingers permanently jammed up there, or, like Jeremy Melton, the stress of skewering your childhood tormentors causes one, nosebleeds are scary. When I randomly get one with no prior warnings, my first thought is normally: “Argh! I have a brain hemorrhage – I’m dying!”
In the case of this poor doomed schmuck, who models a very fascinating pair of glasses, from the Small Town Zealot range in Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice, a nosebleed in church DOES mean death, but, rather than an internal medical cause, He Who Walks Behind the Rows is dishing up a big dose of voodoo via one of his juvenile followers…
The trickle begins…
And becomes a flow…
And then a tide…
Should’ve gone to Specsavers.
How does that Japanese gag go? Something about nosebleeds being innuendo for erections?
As a guy who’s nose constantly bleeds as a kid, this was a sick one that haunted my younger years, mate, haha.
As a guy who’s nose constantly bleeds as a kid, this was a sick one that haunted my younger years, mate, haha.
Scary, dude! But at least you’re still here and didn’t piss off any evil kids!
That, and in jail for murdering lovers while wearing a cherub’s mask! haha