Dire-logue’s Greatest Hits Volume 3: Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder?
Here we go again, still more of those senseless utterings from the casts of a squillion B-movies. Volume 3 turns our head in the direction of things that, well, just don’t seem to mean a damn thing – those moments where you wish another character would go: “Like, seriously? Those words just came from your mouth!?”
CARNAGE ROAD (2000): “My mom says I’m toothily challenged. She says when I get my braces I could be a model.”
DEVON’S GHOST (2005): “First day of school and we have a double homicide. How’s this going to look to the school board?”
MAKE A WISH (2003): “I just don’t like to see ladies bothered by people who’re bothering them. It’s…bothersome.”
DEAD KIDS (1981): “Here are the files from the college: 135 overweight girls.”
DON’T GO IN THE WOODS (1981): “Peter! That could have been a fatal mistake – jumping off a log.”
FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2006): “If Clear was right that means Nora and Tim are going to be attacked by pigeons.”
MAY (2002): “When I left for vacation my dog had four legs. When I came back…now…she only has three.”
DROWNING GHOST (2004): “Three pupils were murdered one hundred years ago: we must celebrate that.”
A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER (1983): “Someone was calling her…the voice seemed to be coming from the hat box.”
DEADLY BLESSING (1981): “She’s so dumb she couldn’t pour piss from a boot if instructions were on the heel.”
JIGSAW (2002): “As a wise man once said, I’d rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
FINAL EXAMINATION (2003): “Just spell my name right: it’s Shane with a C.”